Who Am I, Right?

I’m not famous. My name isn’t in lights. Hell, people who know me probably think, “Why her?” They know my deepest, darkest secrets, all the times I’ve fallen on my face, and every detour on my messy, imperfect path. But you know what? That’s exactly why I’m the perfect person to be your Unfuckwithability Coach.

I’ve lived through the same struggles you’re facing—feeling stuck in patterns that no longer serve you, out of alignment with your purpose, and exhausted from trying to meet everyone else’s expectations while ignoring your own needs. I’ve made mistakes. I’ve hurt people, just like I’ve been hurt. I’ve been stuck in a relationship that felt secure but left me longing for emotional connection and fulfillment—and I was terrified to leave because I didn’t know who I’d be without it. I’ve been blindsided by a diagnosis that made me question everything about my body and my future. I’ve even endured the trauma of a home invasion, feeling powerless and unsafe in the one place I was supposed to feel protected. 

These were my dark nights—the moments when shame, guilt, and resentment felt like unshakable weights. I know what it’s like to be buried under the noise, the stories, and the endless static of the mind. But I also know this: the only way out is through. And I’m here to walk that path with you. 

The Turning Point

At 37, I was diagnosed with severe rheumatoid arthritis. The pain was so debilitating that I could barely make it through the day. Traditional medicine offered no hope; I was told my condition was incurable. I felt like my body had betrayed me—until I discovered the transformative power of a whole food, plant-based lifestyle. 

Within six months of changing how I ate, everything changed. The swelling disappeared. The pain was gone. Even the disfigurement in my hands reversed itself. It wasn’t just my body that healed—it was my mind, my spirit, and my sense of self. For the first time, I experienced clarity, vitality, and a deep connection to something greater than myself. 

That newfound energy gave me the clarity to make a major life transition - stepping away from law after 11 years to explore a new path rooted in healing and transformation. My journey had opened my eyes to the profound connection between mind, body, and spirit, and I felt deeply called to expand my work beyond the legal field. With clarity came courage.  I chose to follow the path that was unfolding before me, trusting that every step - past and present - had led me exactly where I was meant to be.

The Toolkit That Transformed My Life

Healing my body opened the door to even deeper work. I immersed myself in Kundalini Yoga, Ayurveda, Human Design, and Inner Alignment Coaching, each one revealing another layer of truth. 

• Kundalini Yoga taught me to shift energy through breath, movement, and sound, clearing emotional blocks and reconnecting me to my inner radiance. 

• Ayurveda gave me the wisdom to balance my Vata nature—the part of me prone to overwhelm and anxiety—so I could stay grounded and aligned.

• Human Design revealed the unique blueprint of who I am, teaching me how to honor my energy, strategy, and authority in every decision and interaction.

• Inner Alignment Coaching helped me dissolve conditioned patterns and self- imposed limitations guiding me back to my authentic essence and inner strength.

Each of these tools helped me align my mind, body, and spirit. They’re not just practices—they’re lifelines. They taught me how to stand in a truthful relationship with every moment, no matter what arises. 

Why It Works

When you’re aligned, life doesn’t stop being messy. You still face challenges, feel emotions, and navigate uncertainty. But alignment changes how you move through it all. 

For me, alignment means meeting every thought, feeling, and sensation as it comes—without judgment or resistance. It means seeing anger, sadness, or fear not as failures but as movements of energy passing through. It means loving myself in my humanness, forgiving myself for my imperfections, and staying connected to my true essence no matter what. 

Why Should You Hire Me?

Because I’ve been there. I’ve walked through the darkness, done the work, and come out the other side with unshakable love for myself and others. I know what it takes to help you do the same. 

This isn’t about quick fixes or surface-level solutions. It’s about peeling back the layers of doubt, fear, and limiting beliefs that are keeping you from the truth of who you are. It’s about stepping into your power, your alignment, and your unfuckwithable essence so that you can meet every moment—whether expansive or heavy—with presence, clarity, and the strength of your true self. 

And let’s be real—this work isn’t for the faint-hearted. It’s for you if you’re done with excuses, ready to face yourself, and committed to real transformation. 

Your Invitation

Remember this, my fierce, fun, unfuckwithable soul:

You already are everything you seek. Trust in your own power. You’ve got this. 

I’m ready when you’re ready.